Best of Twitter, Wednesday March 9th

Okay, it's time for one of these again. I love Twitter so darn much. We'll start with baseball, move to politics, then a little freestyle content to keep you on your toes. This is, once again, a carefully vetted collection of top tweets that I have found over hours and hours of searching.... so be grateful!

Without further ado, I bid you adieu. Enjoy!


Baseball:

Pablo Sandoval may have lost defensive skills with his weight gain https://t.co/B0FHHwdGhj #redsox #bosox pic.twitter.com/Yeqt1AFvHF

— Zesty Red Sox News (@zesty_redsox) March 8, 2016

I call this one "Life at the Speed of a Jered Weaver Fastball" pic.twitter.com/pmdIoHeQUB

— Jose Rivera (@whoisjoserivera) March 10, 2016

What did Ted Cruz just eat off his face!? https://t.co/aftCTXo83i

— Adam Peck (@AdamReports) March 4, 2016

Politics:

I hope it's Hillary vs. Trump so we can hear two candidates invoke scripture with the comfort & ease of publicly discussing having diarrhea.

— Big Sexy Jeb! Lund (@Mobute) March 9, 2016

some random dude just came up to my friend and i and asked us to heat up his honey bun... we gotchu fam pic.twitter.com/g5M1l3EPNK

— ash (@ashleyakyol) February 24, 2016

I love this @normmacdonald quote on Trump, who's hosting SNL tonight: https://t.co/Km8bQaUyos pic.twitter.com/eLmOCMancg

— Molly Fitzpatrick (@mollyfitz) November 7, 2015

The rest:

Attention women in red blouses! Do not go on a picnic with this man. He has no manner of luck at all... pic.twitter.com/f0X1TUeozr

— Pulp Librarian (@PulpLibrarian) February 23, 2016

pic.twitter.com/sHx4HLM9Aw

— Eugene V. Dabs (@red_mercer) March 10, 2016

TYLER: The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club
ME: Yeah obviously haha [gets out phone] pic.twitter.com/UH67J3T6Ct

— Marty Lawrence (@TeaAndCopy) January 14, 2016

gotta give it up for adults who play those complicated ass board games. you know about sex and alcohol but you choose to do that shit

— jon hendren (@fart) March 6, 2016

「いつも〜ありがとう〜♫」 https://t.co/uyZzFJ225O

— ハリネズミ★まるたろう (@hedgehogdays) March 9, 2016

twitter in two acts pic.twitter.com/vcwCmwe86G

— morenike ⚡️ (@moren1ke) February 9, 2016

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— jon hendren (@fart) March 10, 2016